American Idle

Well, the illustrious, notorious and scandalous run of Katrina Darrell (above), better known to the world as Bikini Girl, came to a close this evening as Americans watched in horror as she attempted to throw her entire team under the bus and run over them during the group stage of Hollywood Week.

While her teammates were busting their butts trying to put together a decent song, Bikini Girl claimed she was feeling ill and went back to her hotel room. Then, she had the audacity to return AFTER the girls on her team (nicknamed the Divas, heh) went to her room to see if she was coming to practice later that morning. Then the bitch showed up late winking at the cameras. Um, duh! When you’re that evil, karma will still get you, even when you strike a few poses for a camera you know is there.

In her case karma bit her in the ass and the virus worked its way up to her brain gnawing on the parts that are still there, but no big deal. She’ll find plenty of work in Playboy, or whatever. Even bitches like her deserve camera time.

Also gone from our hearts but definitely not our memories are David Osmond and Emily Wynne-Hughes, who can now go back to what they were doing before — and that is making money through singing. The primary reason for all three wanting more is that they could have possibly made more money being on Idol and then singing.

Ringers might be ringers, but they aren’t stupid, you know. So now the contest is down to about 75 contestants as we take a slight break for the weekend and return on Tuesday. We’ll have more from the group stage, including why Tatiana Del Toro may be the biggest bitch to ever grace an American Idol stage with her nauseating presence. That’s on Friday.

Tomorrow…more from Idol 8, including Jeremy Michael Sarver, who is quickly becoming an Idol fave. And guess what? He isn’t half the ringer that some of these other contestants are! (Even though he is a little.)

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