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Feb 03 2009
Bikini Girl Survives First Day Of Hollywood Week - American Idol 8
The first round of Hollywood Week ended tonight with 104 singers surviving to sing tomorrow night during the Group Round. We all know what a bitch that can be! Anyway, Trish The Dish presents her argument for Bikini Girl making it through the first round of Hollywood Week (Not!) — and so do I — in our latest installment of our still untitled column.
Trish The Dish: Tonight in Hollywood Simon supported the narcissistic bikini bitch… AGAIN! He believes Paula and Kara are not judging her fairly which supports her obsession with herself and the belief that the girls are merely jealous. Get real Simon! Obviously both Paula and Kara are beautiful, talented and successful women.
BJ: What was funny is when Paula and Kara accused him of wanting Bikini Girl’s phone number. LOL Now that Simon is reportedly single maybe he can hook up with Bikini Girl. But first he needs to convince Paula and Kara that Bikini Girl is worthy of being kept around. T: There is no way in hell they are jealous of this little tramp prancing around in heels and a bikini with stars on the boobs! They may however be upset that bikini bitch continues to use sex appeal to make a mockery of the competition… which by the way IS a singing competition.
BJ: Yeah, but the powers that be didn’t let Bikini Girl prance out on the stage in that top. Thank God, or else there would have been a run on those “Star bikini tops” at every Wal-Mart from here to the Equator. LOL And, is it a singing competition? It looks like a beauty contest to me.
T: Bikini bitch gets support from Simon when she states that she would have sung better had she been allowed to hear the music as she sang. Well, guess what? ALL the contestants are singing Acappella! Simon refuses to make exceptions for people all the time, but takes into account that she would prefer not to sing without the music??!!! WTF!! If you can’t sing as good as the others under the same conditions, then you don’t deserve to be here anymore, step off the stage!
BJ: But in Simon’s case she gets a reprieve, because — and only because — she has T & A, which as we all know sells, else we wouldn’t be buying Britney Spears albums.
T: P.S. Bikini Bitch! Ryan Seacrest isn’t a judge. You won’t have to sleep with him to keep getting through. The fact that you are trying to, just proves that you are a whore. But there’s good news! There are thousands of men in America who love a good whore! You might be getting votes just fine if you can just get that far off Simon’s not-so-discreet erections!
BJ: I agree about kissing Ryan. Fact is, he probably didn’t think anything of it, for reasons undisclosed. LOL Anyway, she at least had the common courtesy to put some clothes on for once (she wore a shimmery black blouse) and for that she is to be commended. (Golf clap.) Did I think she sang all that well? No. But I think her best days are over. There is no chance she’ll make it past Group Round tomorrow night. So, as far as Simon’s erections go, they will also come to a close tomorrow, no pun intended.
