American Idle

Well, American Idol 8 is underway and tonight it came to you from Phoenix, Arizona, where at least five people reportedly passed out from heat exhaustion this past summer during the audition process. But if you think that was hot, just wait until you get a load of “Bikini Girl” Katrina Darrell of Chino, California. And she made it to Hollywood! And she got in a catfight with Paula and Kara! Meow! Hiss, hiss!!

Guest columnist Trish The Dish sounds off tonight on the most controversial figure to grace Idol 8, and The Dish will provide commentary occasionally for the blog. She’s done so for many years on the old American Idle blog and now shares her expert wisdom with us here at the new American Idle. So enjoy Trish The Dish’s commentary on the evening and feel free to leave comments yourself! I know you have some!!

Here’s Trish!

Bikini Girl makes it to Hollywood by the skin on her… derriere, quite literally. While dressed up in a skimpy bikini, Katrina wowed men all over the world tonight with her… very ordinary voice, or should I say…ass. Since Simon lost his balls when she entered, I’ll say it for him. Her performance is something you see at any hotel lobby, cruise ship, amusement park, etc. in any town USA. What’s more, she sings with a early Carmen Rasmussen vibrato and dons facial features that mimic a robot in pain while changing notes in her runs. Maybe Simon wasn’t looking at her face? Despite the fact that both women judges saw through her bikini ploy, both male judges said “YES” sending her to Hollywood.